One-year old Elijah refused to give a coherent answer to the national identity question. He was also vague about his religious beliefs. I put him down as speaking English even though he does not say very much. Noting this on my facebook page, I discovered that other parents had similar problems. To the question “Where were you living twelve months ago” one friend claimed to have written, on behalf of his six month old son, “In my mother’s womb”.